Things we learnt about wrestling from... New Jack

[bigfreaky]

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- if you're going to get colour, you're probably best to blade yourself

- a hardcore match can end via pin, submission or 'unnecessary roughness'

- it's always a good idea to sell for New Jack

- don't use a match against New Jack to try to get your new gimmick (say, a bus driver) over with the crowd, even if you have been trained by Killer Kowalski




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It's easy to be a tough guy over someone with less experience or in worse physical condition than you?
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It's nearly impossible to no-sell a knife wound.









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New Jack invented wearing pants and hitting people with stuff.

Never ever hit New Jack stiff or he'll hit you stiff with a knife.
Conversely, never hit him too soft so it looks fake, or he'll show how real it is by carving you up with a knife.

So the moral is, just don't hit New Jack period.










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It's okay to be legitimately afraid that you might be unexpectedly stabbed, even though you are in the middle of a ring engaging in a scripted action that DOES NOT have a stabbing planned?






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If you're awesome enough, Weezer will immortalize you forever in song.

Saying smurf every other word makes you a BRILLIANT promo guy.


He'll show up at a random event as a face then turn heel then just disappear.








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That a man can live to walk again even after being thrown off a scaffold 20 some odd feet up.







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I learned that as cool as muta vs new jack sounds. After the first stiff kick muta'd been killed.


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I learned that it IS possible to have an entrance theme play throughout the entire course of a match

[curtainjerker]

Ask Brandon Prophet about his run in with New Jack at the ICW show a few years back. LMAO.

[russ]

Here's what I learned from New Jack: if you're within 50 feet of him, get the heck away.

I'd like to hear Prophet's thoughts about that ICW show too. Jack practically killed the kid he was with in the ring, but I didn't think it was Prophet.

[russ]

Jun 2, 2008 15:18:59 GMT -5 bigfreaky said:

It's nearly impossible to no-sell a knife wound.

Amen to that. Although I think the Mass Transit thing was mostly that kid's fault, the guy he stabbed in Florida during a match should have gotten him thrown in jail and should have gotten him blackballed for good.